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my avid readers, those of you who know me well know that there’s no way i could have let this juicy breakup pass through without a comment. it’s with great delight, trying not to squeal as i say this, that i proclaim bachelor star jake pavelka and vienna girardi are donezo. we’ve all been waiting for this and who the hell was anyone kidding if they thought this duo could make it? now heavily engrossed in a publicly humiliating he said, she said battle, the two will an air a special on abc next week about the state of their relationship. consider this an after the after the final rose. mayhaps after a reality check? when you go on fantasy dates all over the world in posh hotels and luxe hot tubs, a dallas, texas two-bedroom isn’t going to cut it.
this show has become so ridiculous, it makes my stomach hurt. and i sincerely apologize to the readers who read my weekly bachelor / ette updates. due to losing an immense amount of brain cells watching ali prance around in terrible extensions and false eyelashes, i have decided to put the posts on hold. i can’t support this garbage.
now back to the matter at hand, jake and vienna. what the hell happened? he says she cheated on him with greek star gregory michael. she says he has intimacy issues. i assume that’s polite for he’s gay? so let’s assume jake is gay and won’t sleep with her. so she’s practically driven into the arms of any guy that’ll have her. personally, i’m shocked they exist. more than that, they’re throwing each other under the bus. vienna called jake a lying fame whore in the current us weekly. meanwhile, she apparently made up the fact that she’s going to grace the cover of playboy. who’s the lying fame whore now?
i’m not saying it’s one or the other. they both appear to be in it to win it. afterall, no one really goes on a reality show to find love. it’s all about stretching out those 15 minutes. hello, bachelor pad?
abc, sad to say, i think i just may be over you…
